dear douchebag landlord:

im having a hard time sending our cheque off to the landlords
(see previous post "welcome to my world")
i feel compelled to write a letter to send along, but i just cant figure out what to say.

here's what i have so far, please look it over and let me know if ive missed anything, any spelling mistakes, gramatical issues, etc.

Dear Douchebag Landlords:

Here is your cheque.
Please fuck off and die.

Sincerely,
Kelley

i think the "please" is a nice touch, makes it all friendly like
hmmmm... maybe its too mushy - perhaps ill try another draft, we'll see